Merrington Missile - an update on the grumpy moose

As those of you who read my blog religiously will know (and I cling on to the hope that somebody out there somewhere reads every post with interest, even when I'm rambling or talking about not-so-interesting topics), I sold Merrington Missile back in September into a ridden home.  This was his second (and hopefully final) bite at the cherry that is a 'forever home', the type of home that plenty of people proclaim to be able to offer but that very few can actually deliver on.  After the first time where, through no fault of his own, he found his way back to me,  I was obviously wary of this second attempt.  From the moment the hammer fell at Builth in October 2013, Missile became my responsibility and although I am aware that once sold he becomes somebody else's, a part of me feels as though it was still my responsibility to place him in the best possible home with as secure a future as anyone can give an animal.

Due to the slightly uncomfortable moving in period where Missile went temporarily lame (thanks to some over-zealous hoof trimming and him being an absolute drama queen) during which time rumours were spread that I had sold a horse unfit for purpose (which reached the new owner), I was mildly concerned not to have heard from his new owner since October, when I'd last heard that he was sound, happy and bonding with his new human.  I was even more nervous at the prospect of contacting the new owner to enquire about him, in case something had gone wrong or they had changed their minds about him and sold him on without letting me know.  They say no news is good news, and plenty of people more sensible than I would have let sleeping dogs lie, hoped for the best and concentrated on the horses still in their care.

I am not sensible.

Yesterday I built up the courage to contact the new owners, because my well-documented overactive imagination had all sorts of scenarios playing out in my head, none of which resembled the true situation.  Within minutes I had the reply I had hoped for - that he was as happy as a grumpy old sod like him could be.  His new owner, Sahrina, is hacking him out on a near-daily basis, and on days when she can't take him out, she spends time with him in his stable.  He has re-started his jumping, which sounds as though it is going well, and together they are looking forward to the summer when they can enjoy the good weather and continue his re-education under saddle.  It sounds as though he is a firm favourite with the family, and indeed at the livery yard, with his characteristics and personality.

You can't begin to imagine the sense of relief I felt when I received that reply.  Even better were the photos that accompanied, and the promise to keep in touch.  I am not an interfering ex-owner - I simply like to keep track of my ex-charge's progress, especially when it has the potential to feature in my favourite part of the STAGBI newsletter (the bit about retired Standardbreds, which I know isn't everyone's cup of tea but is my way of trying to find secondary careers for the breed).

I worried that Missile would be a misunderstood soul, that the characteristics and traits that I found so amusing and endearing would be seen as hostile and undesirable by everyone else.  He was serving a purpose to me as a racehorse and as long as his behaviour towards me didn't hinder that purpose, I was able to tolerate, and eventually appreciate, them.  Once that purpose changed to essentially being a pet, I feared that they would have such an impact that he would be deemed not suitable for someone who wanted to fuss over him.  Which was frustrating, because as a riding horse he was, and is, a delight.  I miss him terribly, because as much as I didn't want to admit it, he was in some ways a better riding horse than Star.  His natural head carriage, his swagger, his sensible head even when 100% race fit...he was a much more willing horse to ride than my own stubborn, spooky, unpredictable-at-times mare that I am keeping.  I feel guilty for saying that because I don't like finding fault in her after how far she has brought me since I started riding her, but to acknowledge Missile's strengths requires me to acknowledge Star's weaknesses.

Fortunately, and this is where I will wrap this up, we found him someone who loves him just the way he is.  Someone who looked at him and saw the beautiful face, the athletic build and the blank canvas that is a newly-retired racehorse.  Someone who accepts the groaning, the ears back, the tail swishing when the girth is done up.  Someone who has managed to do something that I could never do - get him to like her!

So I wish them well, and I hope to visit when I'm next in the area.  Here are some photos of Missile in his new home (courtesy of Dawn & Sahrina), where he goes by the name 'Sgt Bash' (and no, I haven't asked where he got that name from, because I simply don't need to know!):

Over and out,

#1 Proud Groom

An interview with...William Greenhorn

Right folks, this is the last one for 2015 as I'm taking a short break from writing to concentrate on eating my entire body weight in Christmas food!  So to round off the first part of the series of interviews with some of Scotland's biggest driving characters, I now present to you one of the country's greatest role models to young drivers - William 'Super Sub' Greenhorn.  Don't be fooled by his nickname, this driver has an impact no matter where he competes or what he drives.  He has an uncanny knack of picking up catch drives in major handicap finals and winning with them, and he performs to the highest standard whether it's at Musselburgh or Corbiewood, and across the United Kingdom and Ireland as well.  To top it all off, he's an all-round top guy, never too busy for a chat or to offer advice to some of the up and coming drivers on the Scottish circuit.  Here he tells me a bit more about the man behind the golden hands...

For anybody who doesn't know you, how long have you been involved in the sport and where did it all start?
I have been involved in the sport for over 30 years now, my dad initially owned horses back in the 70s for a few years.  He fell back into it in the 80s which is when I got involved.

Which is the best horse you've ever driven?
I have numerous that could fall into that category but I would have to opt for Today I Say as she treated me to my first sub-two minute mile back in 2005.  More recent would be our own Jack Swagger, he has a mass of potential.

Which horse, past or present that you haven't driven, would you like to drive and why?
Stoneriggs Mystery, as he's just been such a superstar from the first day he stepped onto the track.  Track or distance it just doesn't matter, he is the best.

Who did, or do, you admire as a driver?
Mick Lord.

Which is your favourite track in the UK and Ireland?
Tir Prince, I would love for something similar to be in Scotland.

Have you driven outside the UK and Ireland?  If not, where in the world would you choose to have one drive?
No.  Mohawk or The Meadowlands.

Have you ever considered moving abroad to become a professional driver?
Yes, Canada, but not necessarily to drive just to be involved at a good level.  Never say never.

If you could change one thing about the sport in the UK, what would it be?
Removal of the doubters and people trying to hold the sport back.

Which is your favourite meeting in the UK racing calendar?
Musselburgh.

How much do you consider information from a trainer when you drive?
Highly, no one knows a horse better than the person working with it daily.

Out of all the races you have won, which has been the most memorable?  Which race would you like to win that you haven't already?
It has to be the Famous Musselburgh Pace final (on Mahogany Jasper), one big final a season makes it the one!  The Tregaron Welsh Classic of the Crock of Gold are missing from the CV so any one would be nice.

How would you describe your racing style?
Tactical.

Where do you see yourself in the sport 10 years from now?
I would love to say Canada but that might be a thought too far.  Hopefully still healthy and doing what I do now would be nice.

What is your opinion on a Drivers Championship Day to select a UK representative for the World Driving Championships?  The format would be based on the top 10 drivers according to number of wins in the previous season, competing across a certain number of races on one day, driving horses that they have not previously driven (in order to replicate the actual event)?
Sounds like a great idea, this would then put everyone on a level playing field on the day of the event.

Do you have any children?  Would you encourage them to get involved in harness racing in the future?
I have two boys who love going racing but not sure if they will keep the family tradition going into the future.  I certainly wouldn't stop them if they chose to.

What are your hobbies/interests outside of racing?
My boys take up most of my spare time with their football and golf commitments.  When I can, I enjoy playing football and spending time with my family.

If you could visit one place in the world, where would it be and why?
New York, it looks amazing.  It's on my 'to do' list.

You're stranded on a desert island - what five things can't you live without?
My phone, chocolate, sun glasses, sun cream and my wife...to apply the sun cream.

You're holding a dinner party for five famous guests (alive or dead) - who would they be and why?
AP McCoy, David Beckham (both absolute legends in my eyes), Keith Lemon (crude humour), The Proclaimers (musical talent, they will need to share a chair however), & Michelle Keegan (eye candy).

If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?
Follow my brother (Alan Greenhorn) around I think, I always wonder what he gets up to on a daily basis.

If you won the lottery, what would be the first thing you would spend your winnings on?
This is easy as I have this conversation almost monthly with a racing friend.  A new racetrack in Scotland, 5/8 in size with all the facilities for it to be a training centre also.

What would you name your autobiography?
'The Nugget', for some reason some of my racing friends gave me this name a number of years back.

Which actor would play you in a film about your life?
Matt Damon (it has been full of adventure).

When was the last time you got into trouble?
Almost daily for not putting my clothes away!

Describe yourself in three words.
Easy going, caring and thorough (Yet ANOTHER Scottish driver who doesn't know the difference between 3 and 4...all is forgiven as I'm full of the Christmas spirit(s) and the rest of the interview was exceptional!).

William & Ayrosmith at Tregaron, 2015 (photo courtesy of Irfon Bennett)

Fighting out a finish against brother-in-law Gordon Gilvear and young gun Tony Allan at Corbiewood

There are no words...

William & Kestrels Rogue winning the Appleby Spring Final in 2012

Thank you to 'The Nugget' for his answers, a most enjoyable read.

Fear not dear readers, I am already sourcing the next batch of drivers to continue part two of the series in the new year.  This will include the legendary Willie Drysdale (IF I can track him down), a notoriously difficult man to keep still for any length of time and also one of the few people in UK and Irish harness racing who doesn't have Facebook!  But I am an eternal optimist and after over 12 months of not speaking to each other (mutual fear of one another), we broke through the barrier to become unlikely friends after sharing a dancefloor in Aberystwyth.  Watch this space.

Merry Christmas everyone, have a blast!

Over and out,

#1 Festive Groom

An interview with...Gregor Paterson

We're keeping them coming folks...and to think I still have a list as long as my arm of regular drivers at Corbiewood to interview (once I find the time to actually contact them).  This week I'm talking to Gregor Paterson, a young driver who represented the UK in Canada a few years ago in the Colville Cup.  One of my overwhelming memories of this guy racing is seeing him involved in the only (*touch wood*) accident I've witnessed at Corbiewood since my time in Scotland.  I'm sure he won't mind me mentioning it, seeing as he managed to make a miraculous recovery from having a horse lying on top of him on the Thursday night to drinking until the early hours of the Sunday morning in Aberystwyth some two days later.  I'm sure it was for medicinal purposes...

Anyway, here's the interview with the driver who probably believes he should be on every page of an SHRC Drivers Calendar...

For anybody who doesn’t know you, how long have you been involved in the sport and where did it all start?
I've been going to the racing with my papa (Jimmy Moncrieff) all my life, then my dad got involved in the year 2000 and built stables and a track for me and my brother James and that's when we got our first horse, Red Red Robin.

Which is the best horse you’ve driven in your career? 
That would have to be Country Commander.  He was one tough horse.  I was never let down by any of his runs.  Also Merrington Bad Boy - he taught me a lot in the few years I had him.
  
Which horse, past or present that you haven’t driven, would you like to drive and why?
I'd love to drive Rewrite History (2015 BHRC 3YO Colt of the Year), his speed and stamina combined are different class.

Who did, or do, you admire as a driver? 
There are a lot of good drivers in the UK (I agree Gregor) but Rocker Laidler, Wull Greenhorn and Gordon Gilvear are my top three and will always give advice and help in every way.

Which is your favourite track in the UK and Ireland?
Has to be Corbiewood.  Racing every week and great banter with everyone and the atmosphere there is the best.

Have you driven outside of the UK and Ireland?
Yeah I was lucky enough to be chosen to represent the UK in Canada at Rideau Carleton Raceway in 2012.  It was an experience of a lifetime getting two thirds and second in 1.55, it was a great buzz and I would love to go back .

Have you ever considered moving abroad to become a professional driver?
I think that's every driver's dream it's just not as easy as that, but who knows what the future holds!

If you could change one thing about the sport in the UK, what would it be?
Would have to be the handicap system, I would like to bring the maiden/novice/improver/intermediate system back in to give younger horses more experience in races before getting to Grade 1 and running in heats and finals.

Which is your favourite meeting in the UK racing calendar?
Aberystwyth has to be the best, the racing and the night out in the Pier as you will know yourself is superb! (I don't know what you're talking about Gregor, I've never heard of this 'Pier' you mention...)

How much do you consider information from a trainer when you drive?
You have to listen to the trainer as they know the horse better than you and will tell you how the horse should be driven but as a race strategy it can change and that's up to the driver to get that horse into a position to win the race.


Out of all the races you have won, which has been the most memorable? Which race would you like to win that you haven’t already?
Winning a heat at Musselburgh with Country Commander who only cost my dad £300 was a great achievement for the stable. The race I'd like to win would be the Sunday Aberystwyth final.

How would you describe your driving style? i.e. pace setter, strong closer, rail hugger?
I prefer the rail it's the shorstest way round!  It depends really what kind of horse you're on, all horses are different.  Sometimes I have put other drivers on my horses as they need that type of driving.

Where do you see yourself in the sport 10 years from now?
Hopefully a successful trainer, I can only keep trying!

What are your hobbies/interests outside of racing?
I like playing football and going out with the lads.

If you could visit one place in the world, where would it be and why?
I'd like to visit Las Vegas to drink shots and throw all my money on the roulette tables...bad idea! (LAD)

You’re stranded on a desert island – what five things can’t you live without?
All I need is my phone then I would call mountain rescue to come and get me - problem solved! (Not playing the game Paterson!)

You’re holding a dinner party for five famous guests (alive or dead) – who would they be and why?
Cheryl Cole, Rita Ora, Michelle Keegan, Megan Fox and Jennifer Aniston...now that's a party! (LAD)

If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?
I'll keep this one to myself...(Why?  Because you think there's a chance you could one day be invisible and you don't want to give the game away?!  Or does this tie in nicely with your answer to the question above...?!)

If you won the lottery, what would be the first thing you would spend your winnings on?
I would move to Canada and open up a training centre and live the dream.

What would you name your autobiography?
'God's Gift' (LAD)

Which actor would play you in a film about your life?
Adam Sandler since he's my favourite.

When was the last time you got into trouble?
I'd rather keep that private! (LAD)

Describe yourself in three words.
Honest . Hardworking. Good laugh. (That's four words Paterson...but I've given up now as an alarming number of Scottish drivers don't know the difference between three and four...although that may explain alot of the shenanigans at the start of races between horses drawn 3 and 4 on the gate...)

Gregor & Country Commander, Corbiewood 2012

Gregor starting his driving career at a young age!

Hard at work early in the morning

Thank you to Gregor for taking the time to answer my questions with such humour.  I apologise if my editorial notes appear to give off the wrong impression, which I sincerely believe they don't!  All the best for 2016 with your stable full of new charges and remember - you don't keep a dog and bark yourself so make sure you get all those helpers to actually help!

Over and out,

#1 Groom

An interview with...Hugh O'Neil Jr Jr

This week we're venturing away from the racing hub of Stirling to speak to a young driver hailing from Ayr, Hugh O'Neil Jr Jr (that is not a typo, he is the third of his name currently in the sport).  Hugh, or 'Junior Junior', is the stable driver for the O'Neil family and enjoyed success this summer with Caraghs Hall at Appleby Brough in August.  Hugh is probably most associated with Ayr Escape, a horse with all the looks and none of the luck, having fallen foul of a flawed handicap system which saw him move through grades 2 to 4 without winning a race in the past couple of seasons.  Hugh is the eldest son of Hugh (Jr), one third of one of the country's top studs, Ayr Standardbreds, and Elizabeth, top videographer at Corbiewood, as well as numerous other tracks where she can be seen trying to avoid anybody offering an additional commentary service (James Allan & Caroline Kennedy, please move away from the camera!).

Here, Hughie tells me a little bit more about the driver who could probably also be described as having 'all the looks and none of the luck'...

For anybody who doesn’t know you, how long have you been involved in the sport and where did it all start?

My family has been into racing their whole lives.  My grandparents on both sides (O'Neils & Kennedys) bred and raced horses, as did my mum and dad so I got the bug at a young age. 

Which is the best horse you’ve driven in your career?

I've had the pleasure of sitting behind some good horses in Canada , just working out though. Over here I'd have to say Caraghs Hall; Ayr Escape when he was at his best was definitely the best I'd sat behind at the time. 

Which horse, past or present that you haven’t driven, would you like to drive and why?

Somebeachsomewhere without a doubt. 

Who did, or do, you admire as a driver?

In the UK it has to be Gordon Gilvear and Wull Greenhorn; in the world it's Tim Tetrick and John Campbell. 

Which is your favourite track in the UK and Ireland?

Tir Prince under the lights, there's nothing better. 

Have you driven outside of the UK and Ireland? If not, where in the world would you choose to have one drive?

As I said, I've worked out horses in Canada, but I'd love to drive on the Red Mile in Lexington, Kentucky.  

Have you ever considered moving abroad to become more involved in the sport?

I hope to move to Canada to work with horses, it's hard to make the grade as a driver over there but I'd hope I could be working with horses in Canada someday.

If you could change one thing about the sport in the UK, what would it be?

I'd change the stewards' consistency (or lack of).

Which is your favourite meeting in the UK racing calendar?

Probably have to be Musselburgh. 

Out of all the races you have won, which has been the most memorable? Which race would you like to win that you haven’t already?

Most memorable would have to be winning with Caraghs Hall at Appleby.  I'd love to win Musselburgh. 

How would you describe your driving style? i.e. pace setter, strong closer, rail hugger?

I don't really know if I've developed one style yet, I'd say maybe a patient driver.  The horse I drive weekly I try to trip him out on the rail most weeks and leave some for coming home. 

Where do you see yourself in the sport 10 years from now?

Hopefully winning a lot more races! 

What are your hobbies/interests outside of racing?

There's not really a lot of time for much else apart from working and horses but I try to get to the gym as much as I can. 

If you could visit one place in the world, where would it be and why?

Australia and NZ just to see and experience their type of racing (that's technically two places, but I'll let you off).

You’re stranded on a desert island – what five things can’t you live without?

Chocolate, chicken fajitas, Nandos cheesecake, iPad, maybe Kareen (Hughie's girlfriend and number one supporter...or maybe number two, after his mum)....probably just more chocolate though! (Well Kareen definitely isn’t your number one supporter after that comment!)

You’re holding a dinner party for five famous guests (alive or dead) – who would they be and why?

Taylor Swift, James Corden, Luke Bryan, Jonah Hill, Stanley Dancer

If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?

Just annoy George (Carson - Hughie's best friend and biggest rival in all things from driving to gym workouts) all day without him knowing it was me!

If you won the lottery, what would be the first thing you would spend your winnings on?

I would move to Canada, buy a farm and some horse. 

Which actor would play you in a film about your life?

My lookalike Terry Crews (for anybody who doesn't know who Terry Crews is, like me, follow this link for a photo - Terry Crews - I think you'll agree they are like twins!)

When was the last time you got into trouble?

Hard to keep track, it happens a lot! 

Describe yourself in three words.

Witty, determined, focused.

Thanks Hugh for answering the questions, some of which with a real sense of humour! I would say that people should give this guy a chance as a driver next season as under the new handicap system he will carry at least one grade of an allowance for any horse he drives (until he reaches 7 wins).  However, that would seem a little hypocritical of me seeing as I let him drive my horse this year in a C Class race, and then ditched him the second time for George Carson, his biggest rival (who incidentally, won, in tremendous fashion, and showcased the best celebration ever to grace the tight mile at Corbiewood).  That said, he did post the unofficial fastest first quarter in the track's 49 year history whilst driving my horse, so credit where it's due...I'd probably give him another chance!

Hugh & brother Michael working out on the beach

Hugh & Ayr Escape at Corbiewood

Hugh & Caraghs Hall winning at Appleby Brough, August 2015

Over and out (and thanks for being a good sport Jr Jr),

#1 Groom

An interview with...Gordon Gilvear

Next up in the hot seat we have the regular driver of the recently-voted BHRC 3YO of the Year for 2015, Rewrite History.  Gordon 'GG' Gilvear has been plying his trade as the stable driver for the Gilvear family for a number of years but in 2015 he really made his mark at Corbiewood when winning with a number of catch drives.  His successes across the UK and Ireland this year include a leg of the Inter Dominion Qualifying Series (Astounding, York), heat and final of the Oakwood Stud 3YO Derby (Rewrite History, Portmarnock), and numerous wins with Funtime Frankie at Corbiewood (which secured the horse the 'Horse of the Month' award from the SHRC for May/June), as well as wins with Master Plan, Evenwood Ruthless and Caraghs Hall amongst others.

Gordon's reputation on the track is similar to that off the track - cool, calm and collected at all times, so let's see what makes the man tick...

For anybody who doesn’t know you, how long have you been involved in the sport and where did it all start? 
I've been in the sport all my life; I'm a third generation horseman in my family.

Which is the best horse you’ve driven in your career?
I've been very lucky to drive a lot of great horses but I think Rewrite History is the best, he has all the tools to be an all-time great.

Which horse, past or present that you haven’t driven, would you like to drive and why?
Stoneriggs Mystery would be my pick, he's the best I've raced against.

Who did, or do, you admire as a driver?
Mick Lord, he's been at the top since I started and he's still the best and he's also a great role model.

Which is your favourite track in the UK and Ireland? 
Appleby is my favourite grass track and I love York as it's the fastest.

Have you driven outside of the UK and Ireland? If not, where in the world would you choose to have one drive?
I have driven a couple of times in Canada, but would love to drive at the Meadowlands and would also like to drive 'Down Under'.

Have you ever considered moving abroad to become a professional driver?
I think about it constantly.  I would love to train a stable in the US or Canada.

If you could change one thing about the sport in the UK, what would it be?
I would love to change the perception other horse people have, we have a great sport and should be proud of it.

Which is your favourite meeting in the UK racing calendar?
Appleby Bank Holiday weekend meet, I look forward to it all winter.

How much do you consider information from a trainer when you drive?
You have to listen to the trainer but when the race starts they can't help you.

Out of all the races you have won, which has been the most memorable? Which race would you like to win that you haven’t already?
Winning the Appleby Monday final with Dreamfair Samarai two years in a row was my greatest achievement so far, but I'd love to win Musselburgh; it's still the big one for me.

How would you describe your driving style? i.e. pace setter, strong closer, rail hugger?
It all depends on the horse - you have to be versatile and win from anywhere.

Where do you see yourself in the sport 10 years from now?
Hopefully training and driving a top stable full time, either here in the UK or North America...who knows?

What is your opinion on a Drivers Championship Day to select a UK representative for the World Driving Championships? The format would be based on the top 10 drivers according to number of wins in the previous season, competing across a certain number of races on one day, driving horses that they have not previously driven (in order to replicate the actual event).
I think the tournament is a good idea and would be very exciting.

Do you have any children? Would you encourage them to get involved directly in harness racing in the future?
I have two kids, Sandy and Erin.  I would love them to get involved in the sport but I won't force it on them as it wasn't forced on me.

What are your hobbies/interests outside of racing?
I'm a football fan, Glasgow Rangers are my team but to be honest if I have any spare time I'll spend it with my family.

If you could visit one place in the world, where would it be and why?
I would love to go to the Caribbean.

You’re stranded on a desert island – what five things can’t you live without?
iPhone, Irn Bru, Hoof Beats magazine, photo of the kids and a skip hat as I always wear one.

You’re holding a dinner party for five famous guests (alive or dead) – who would they be and why?
Jimmy Takter as he is the best standardbred trainer in the world today, Aiden O'Brien as he's a great horseman, Sir Alex Ferguson as he's the greatest football manager of all time, Micky Flanagan as he's my favourite comedian and Jennifer Aniston as she's the only woman I would leave Amanda [Gordon's wife] for!

If you were invisible for a day, what would you do? 
I would go into the stewards' room just after they had interviewed me so I could hear what they were saying.

If you won the lottery, what would be the first thing you would spend your winnings on?
A Ferrari.  I love them, would have to have more than one.

What would you name your autobiography?
Can't think of one without sounding daft! [that was the point...!!]

Which actor would play you in a film about your life? 
Vin Diesel as me and him are of similar physique...!

When was the last time you got into trouble? 
I never get in trouble I don't think.

Describe yourself in three words.
Honest, familyman, horseman

Gordon & BHRC 3YO Colt of the Year, Rewrite History

Gordon & Funtime Frankie, SHRC Horse of the Month, May/June 2015

Gordon & Astounding, winner of the third leg of the Inter Dominion Qualifying Series

Thank you to Gordon for taking the time to answer my questions and letting us find out a bit more about him.  I wish you and your family all the best for the 2016 season - good luck!

Over and out,

#1 Groom

An interview with...Gregor Menzies

The next Q&A session in the series comes from Scotland's biggest supporter of the Le Trot series and probably the only driver in the country to drive trotters almost as regularly as pacers.  Gregor Menzies hails from Slamannan, near Falkirk, rumoured to be the coldest place in the whole of the United Kingdom (and possibly Ireland), and has enjoyed success in the 2015 season with Anniejoan (York) Wellfield Liam (York & Corbiewood), Baskerville Hall (York) and Quarillon D'Or (Aberystwyth).  Having been elected onto the handicap panel charged with formulating a new handicap system for the 2016 season, Gregor, along with his five colleagues, have played an integral part in hopefully taking the sport forward in the near future.

A man's man by all accounts, Gregor holds high rank in the Real Men's Club (RMC) an exclusive club for, well you guessed it, real men.  This writer wonders then how the revelation that Gregor's favourite drink is in fact Malibu would go down with his fellow club members...and I should know, as that's what I bought him for Christmas last year!

For anybody who doesn’t know you, how long have you been involved in the sport and where did it all start?

I've been involved in the sport all my life I was born into it.

Which is the best horse you’ve driven in your career?

Out of all the horses that I've driven I'm proud to say it was one we bred ourselves which was Catchmeifyoucam.

 
Which horse, past or present that you haven’t driven, would you like to drive and why?

Past horse would have to be The Cammissioner, although he was unpredictable but when he put it altogether he was unbeatable. Present horse would be Stoneriggs Mystery; his record speaks for itself.

Who did, or do, you admire as a driver?

George Kerr was my favourite driver when I was growing up because of his laid back driving style.

Which is your favourite track in the UK and Ireland?

Hard Track - York, Grass Track - Appleby.

 
Have you driven outside of the UK and Ireland? If not, where in the world would you choose to have one drive?

No.  I'd like to drive in the final of The Little Brown Jug in Delaware, Ohio.

Have you ever considered moving abroad to become a professional driver?

I thought about it when I was younger but that was as far as it got.

If you could change one thing about the sport in the UK, what would it be?

I would scrap big handicap heat and finals.

   

Which is your favourite meeting in the UK racing calendar?

My favourite meeting of the year is the Appleby Spring meeting.

How much do you consider information from a trainer when you drive?

Quite a lot as they would know the horse better than me.

Out of all the races you have won, which has been the most memorable? Which race would you like to win that you haven’t already?

My most memorable race would have to be the time I drove Robin in the final of the Brough Appleby as I looked well beaten after breaking several times and managed to come back and win. I would like to win The famous Musselburgh Pace as my father has bragging rights. (Note: and then get the chance to propose to Lisa [Farrelly])

 
How would you describe your driving style? i.e. pace setter, strong closer, rail hugger?

I would describe myself as a patient driver, far too patient for my father's liking!

 
Where do you see yourself in the sport 10 years from now?

Still trying to win Musselburgh (With the possibility of proposing to Lisa resting on it, I'd hope you win before then!)

Which do you prefer driving - trotters or pacers?

I like driving pacers and trotters both equally, although I probably get a better buzz out of the trotters as they are newer to me.

What is your opinion on a Drivers Championship Day to select a UK representative for the World Driving Championships?  The format would be based on the top 10 drivers according to number of wins in the previous season, competing across a certain number of races on one day, driving horses that they have not previously driven (in order to replicate the actual event).

I'm all for new schemes and ideas.

Do you have any children? Would you encourage them to get involved in harness racing?

Yes I have three children: Shannon (12), Callan (9) and Connie (4). I would love it if they share my interest.

What are your hobbies/interests outside of racing?

Golf and I'm a big boxing fan.

If you could visit one place in the world, where would it be and why?

Have always wanted to go to Las Vegas to see a world champion boxing fight.

 
You’re stranded on a desert island – what five things can’t you live without?

Irn Bru, chocolate, heartburn tablets, Facebook, horses (and Lisa?!)

You’re holding a dinner party for five famous guests (alive or dead) – who would they be and why?

Mohammed Ali - he was the greatest sportsman ever

Stephen Fry - so he could answer all my worldly questions

Lee Mack - he would make me really laugh

Elvis - for after dinner entertainment 

Rita Ora - eye candy (in the absence of Rita, there is always Lisa)

If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?

I'd go to the Royal Mint and help myself.

 
If you won the lottery, what would be the first thing you would spend your winnings on?

A race track with great facilities.

What would you name your autobiography?

I Wish I Could Start Over.

Which actor would play you in a film about your life?

Al Pacino.

 
When was the last time you got into trouble?

Got a £100 fine last year for not wearing a seat belt.

Describe yourself in three words.

Sarcastic, witty, hopeful

Thank you Gregor for taking the time to answer the above questions.  I've added a few thoughts after a brief discussion with your significant other...hope you don't mind!

Gregor & Quarillon D'Or winning at Aberystwyth

Gregor & Jennas Gold at York - they finished third together in The Famous Musselburgh Pace, the closest Gregor has been...yet.

Over and out,

#1 Groom

Update on Lucinda Russell's 'Horses to follow'

On Saturday 24th October, Smarty and I headed to Kelso for a day at the races.  The main purpose for the trip, for me at least, was to see two of my five to follow from Lucinda's open day who were scheduled to run in the first two races.

Having never been to Kelso Racecourse before, I was pleasantly surprised by what Smarty refers to as 'the quaintest racetrack in Britain'.  And he's right, it really is quaint.  It feels like the mixture of a much larger racecourse with a point to point track.  Everything was sufficiently close together; the betting shop was clearly built some time after the various elements of the course were established and the proximity of the rail to the racetrack itself was such that you could almost reach out and touch the horses as they stormed past to the finish line.  That has often been my one criticism of Thoroughbred racing and major positive from harness racing - with trotting you can physically lean over the rail - I almost got caught a cracker by Sarah Allen at York towards the back end of the season as she mounted a four-wide late challenge and drew the whip down an inch from my face as I leaned through the crowd to see who was most likely to win.

I don't recall ever going racing with the intention of betting a horse regardless of its price, the other runners or the way it looks - it goes against my nature - and the only time I've ever done anything similar was when at Cheltenham as a child to watch See More Business race (I didn't get pocket money as a child but when we went racing I was allowed to have a £1 bet on each race - I can't remember the odds that day but I know my dad let me keep all the winnings including the stake, which only happened that once...he normally kept the stake money!).

Smarty wanted to wander around, check the form in the betting shop and show me around but I just wanted to stand at the pre-parade ring to wait for Big River to come out.  Whilst there I noticed the very hands-on approach that Grand National winning trainer Sue Smith (Auroras Encore, the 100-1 pick of Smarty's and the horse we named our first Crosshill colt after) took with her charge, Just Georgie (and in subsequent races as well).  I like to see a trainer preparing a horse for a race, it's encouraging to see them putting the finishing touches in place.  Smarty was so impressed with her and the horse that he decided to bet against Big River, who I managed to back at 15-8, who went off as the 13-8 favourite.

When he headed to the paddock I followed, just to take photos like the equine-stalker that I am turning into.

Big River in the paddock

 

 

 

 

 

Smile for the camera!

Once the money was on, I went to stand by the rail whilst Smarty took up his favourite spot in the stands.  Whilst there, a couple of guys from Newcastle struck up conversation by asking what I'd backed.  When I said Big River, the reply I received was 'ah, so you've just gone with everybody else?'.  That got my back up straight away - working alongside Smarty as a bookmaker is just the most recent scenario in a long line whereby as a female I am not given much respect as a punter or indeed as a bookmaker.  I could have let it go, but I decided I'd tell them (briefly) about my trip to Lucinda's yard.  That didn't really gain me many brownie points, but when the one guy told me he usually just picks horses based on how they look in the paddock, and how that worked for him, I told him of the last time I closed the racecard and picked a horse purely on how it looked in the paddock.  It was New Year's Day at Cheltenham, in a bumper, and the horse I picked won easily, beating the horse John had chosen in the paddock in a two-horse finish in a 16 horse race.  That horse was The New One.  That put an end to the dominant male routine he'd been putting on.

Smarty was confident that between us we would back the winner, and Lucinda did it for the girls when Big River came home just ahead of Just Georgie.  Winner number one on the board for me.  The two guys shook my hand and asked for a tip in the next:  I gave them One For Arthur.

Peter Buchanan & Big River heading into the winner's enclosure

The routine for me in race two was the same, except I backed my choice before going to the paddock just to make sure I got a decent price.  I was pleased to get 11-2, especially as Smarty decided to bet with my choice but after we'd been to the paddock, and only got 4-1.  It was a wise move nonetheless, as One For Arthur notched up Lucinda's quickfire double on the day.

The beautiful and striking One For Arthur

Mission accomplished for me.  I went to bet two horses; I bet them; they won.  Job done.

After that, it was more of a guessing game.  The punters seemed to fancy Lucinda again for a treble, in the way that a gambling mass often do, however I went for another lady trainer in the form of Sue Smith.  I couldn't resist her grey gelding Straidnahanna, and he was only a length from securing me three from three when getting beat into second.


For the fourth, a 12 horse handicap hurdle, I couldn't have the favourite for love nor money after seeing him in the pre-parade ring, so headed to the paddock with a totally blank mind.  One horse jumped out for me on looks and condition, even when compared against the entire rest of the field.  Smarty and me went to bet her, a mare by the name of Allizee De Janeiro, and surprise surprise, she hailed from the Lucinda Russell yard.  We backed her at 17-2, and then as we headed to the side of the track she drifted to 10s so we backed her again.  She did not let us down and she rounded off a profitable day for us both.  We left after the fourth as we had to be home to sort our own horses out before nightfall, but I can honestly say I had a brilliant day at Kelso.

The mare runs again tomorrow at Kelso, this time top weight after winning from bottom weight a couple of weeks ago.  She is currently 13-8 favourite and I will be checking the results tomorrow whilst watching the racing from Aintree to see how she fares.

Of my other horses to follow, The Cobbler Swayne won yesterday at Musselburgh as the 15-8 favourite.  Rising Tide has yet to race since the open day and Simarthur is yet to run notably however I have faith that he will find his level and reach his potential in the hands that he is in.

I have set them all up on an alert tracker, along with a couple of other horses that caught my eye at Kelso, most notably Seldom Inn of Sandy Thomson's and Blakemount of Sue Smith's who finished second and third to One For Arthur respectively.

To those who asked me after my day at Kelso where their tips were, please do not say the same when any of the above win again.  My response will be what it was two weeks ago:

READ.  MY.  BLOG.

Over and out,

#1 Groom

An interview with...Grant Cullen

Where do I start with this one?!  I suppose I should start with the facts, which are remarkable when you take into consideration that Grant is only 22 years of age.  In the 2015 season, he has driven 45 winners, including at Tir Prince, Aberystwyth, Tregaron and Appleby, as well as at his home track of Corbiewood, where he amassed a total of 38 wins to secure him the SHRC Leading Driver title for the second year in a row.

I could write essays about the achievements of this intelligent, ambitious, funny, hard-working, young man but having read his responses to my questions when I received them, I don't need to do the 'hard sell'.  He speaks for himself.  For any readers who do not attend Corbiewood as their regular race track, pay close attention to this one; you'll see a lot more of him in the coming years.

For anybody who doesn’t know you, how long have you been involved in the sport and where did it all start?

I've been involved right from when I was born so I've been going racing all my life although I had no interest in actually driving the horses until I was about 15/16! 

Which is the best horse you’ve driven in your career?

Hard to say. I've been lucky enough to drive some really good horses so far but I'd have to go with Another Man.  He's not the best ability-wise but he taught me how to drive and gave me a lot of wins.

Which horse, past or present that you haven’t driven, would you like to drive and why?
I think everybody will say the same to this question: Stoneriggs Mystery.  He stays, he sprints, he constantly goes under 2 minutes no matter what the conditions...it must be unreal to have that amount of class in front of you.  He's the boss! 

Who did, or do, you admire as a driver?
Being from Scotland I always watched Willie Drysdale and Willie Greenhorn. WD drove our horses before me and he was great for the little bits of information that nobody really thinks about; how to improve them, how to recoginse where horses are sore etc. when running. WG has the cool, calm, collected driving style I like to try and adopt and he's also been great to me with advice over the years.

Which is your favourite track in the UK and Ireland?

Tir Prince is the best track. It's a fantastic facility and driving under the floodlights is something else but my favourite is good old Corbiewood.  It's my home track and it has the best atmosphere.

Have you driven outside of the UK and Ireland? If not, where in the world would you choose to have one drive?

No not yet. I would love to go and drive in America. Places like the Meadowlands are where anybody with ambition should want to go and drive.

Have you ever considered moving abroad to become a professional driver?

I have yes, who wouldn't want this as a job? ! Personal circumstances haven't allowed it yet but I would love to go over one winter and see if I could make it or not.  Hopefully one day.

If you could change one thing about the sport in the UK, what would it be?

The new handicap is due out shortly I believe and it will be interesting reading.  When entering your horse I think it's only fair you're entering with a chance so something needs to be done to help keep horses racing for as long as possible as the numbers are low enough as they are without losing more because owners get fed up of running with no chance. (Note: Grant answered these questions prior to the publication of the new 2016 handicap system).

Which is your favourite meeting in the UK racing calendar?

Aberystwyth. Really good track, nine times out of ten it gets the good weather and the night life happens to be very good as well! 

How much do you consider information from a trainer when you drive?

It's important to listen to the trainers. They are the people who sit behind the horse every day and they know more about the horse than I do so if they have something that can help me win the race then I'm all ears.

Out of all the races you have won, which has been the most memorable? Which race would you like to win that you haven’t already?

There have been a few good ones this year but I will go with Y-Not-Wait-N-C's win at Aberystwyth. He is our first homebred and he's had his problems so to get him back racing then win his first start in two years at one of the big meetings was a great day not just for me but the whole family.  I want to win the Famous Musselburgh Pace.  Dad won it as a trainer and I need to win it so I can finally shut him up!

How would you describe your driving style? i.e. pace setter, strong closer, rail hugger?

I dont think I have a certain style. As I said earlier I just try to keep calm and drive the horse the way it likes to be driven. They're all different so you have to change your style everytime you sit behind each horse.

Where do you see yourself in the sport 10 years from now?

Hopefully somewhere near the top.  We've had a good year this season and the plan is just to keep on getting better.

You came close to winning the Champion Driver title this year at 22; how long has this been an ambition of yours and do you think it is possible to achieve it before you turn 25?

It has never been an ambition to be honest. I don't really think about how many wins I have, I just want to win every race I'm involved in although now after coming so close it has to be the aim. I hope so but I've plenty of years of driving ahead of me and if I keep improving hopefully one day I'll manage to do it.

What is your opinion on a Drivers Championship Day to select a UK representative for the World Driving Championships?  The format would be based on the top 10 drivers according to number of wins in the previous season, competing across a certain number of races on one day, driving horses that they have not previously driven (in order to replicate the actual event).
It sounds like a good idea. It may be difficult to source horses that all 10 haven't driven before though! I suppose it makes it a level playing field and then they all have a fair crack at it.

Your whole family is involved in harness racing and the training of your horses – who’s the boss?!
It depends who you ask! I'd say Dad is the brains behind the training but we all get stuck in and it's definitely a team effort until it comes to a horse getting beat - then it's all my fault! 

What are your hobbies/interests outside of racing?
I love my football, I haven't played for a few years now but I still follow the results every week.  

If you could visit one place in the world, where would it be and why?

Las Vegas. I was there as a child but I'd love to go back and experience it now that I would be able to remember it.

You’re stranded on a desert island – what five things can’t you live without?

My phone, Irn Bru, shortbread, chicken soup and wifi.

You’re holding a dinner party for five famous guests (alive or dead) – who would they be and why?

Charlie Chaplin - he just seems like a really funny guy. John Campbell - who wouldn't want to pick his brains for driving tips?! Ron Burke - the guy knows how to train a horse! Elvis Presley - everybody loves a sing song and AP McCoy  - I met him at York and he was such a nice, genuine guy.

If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?

I'd definitely go around haunting people! That would be great fun to move things around and scare the life out of people!

If you won the lottery, what would be the first thing you would spend your winnings on?

A half mile track in Scotland. The horses these days are too fast for a track the size of Corbiewood plus it would benefit all Scottish horses when going to the big meets and hopefully attract more of the top horses to Scotland.

What would you name your autobiography?

So Close Yet So Far. I'm a person who constantly wants to win no matter what I'm doing and if I do win I up my expectations so once I reach my goals they change.  I never just settle for what I have, I always want more. I think that helps in this game!

Which actor would play you in a film about your life?

Brad Pitt. Nothing seems to faze the guy and that will help when it comes to filming the racing scenes!

When was the last time you got into trouble?
I got a fine at Tregaron if that counts!!? Probably every day for not doing the dishes to be fair! 

Describe yourself in three words.

Driven, happy, fun ☺

A massive thank you to Grant for spending a rare bit of time off from training the horses to answer my questions.  It is my hope, and my aim, to have this interview published in the BHRC calendar before the start of the 2016 season - this young man is a credit to his parents and also a credit to the Scottish harness racing community.  His hard work and dedication are paying off and whenever the Scottish bandwagon travels, we're all behind him!

Grant and Camden Casper winning at Tir Prince

Grant and Check On Wilma winning impressively at Corbiewood

Grant and Jacks Red, SHRC 2YO Derby and BHRC National Pacing Futurity winner

Homebred Y Not Wait N C winning at Aberystwyth

Grant keeping good company: (L-R) William Greenhorn, Rocker Laidler, Steve Lees, Grant, Jason Podmore, Richard Haythornthwaite, Patrick Kane Jr & Joss Edwards - the 2015 Welsh Classic Final drivers

Grant at Tregaron after another victory away from home

Over and out,

#1 Groom

*waves*